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Hello!

This is a concerned citizen, A Random Resident.

I'm contacting you to conduct a survey to ensure you are managing having a fun and safe time in he city of Trench.

Please take a few minutes to answer the following questions. Circle one.

1. Have you been in contact with your ex-partner in the last 3 months?

YES or NO

2. Was it a fully consensual experience where you were able to get past the differences that led you to break up in a strange nightmare like world?

YES or NO

3. Has his dental care increased immensely over the months that have passed?

YES or NO

4. Do a few of his teeth appear to long and sharper?

YES or NO.

5. Did he bite and feed off you?

YES or NO

6. Did you do this in a love conquers all sort of way or did he creep up on you in an alleyway and attack you sort of way?

YES or NO

7. Are you going to let him do it again?

YES or NO

8. Is all of this entirely too personal?????

YES or NO

9. Do you need help? Be it professional therapist or a body guard?

YES or NO

Thank you for your time completing this survey. You will find 1 candy bar at your doorstep as a thank you for your time.

You're Pal, Random Resident.

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