[Huh. Ford doesn't usually catch on that fast. It actually seems to trip Stan up for a second - he clearly didn't think he was going to get called out on this so directly.]

Pfft. No?

[He has his arms crossed though, and he won't look Ford in the eye when denying it. He doesn't even offer up a good excuse, really - or at all.]

...but, uh. If none of that interests you, I got some rocks from that raffle thing? I dunno if they're the real deal or Ma's bullshit crystals but you prolly would--

[And now he's rummaging in his pocket like he didn't get called out at all. Second time's the charm, right?]