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cw: discussion of cannibalism

[charlastan]

SHEESH I'M NOT A DOCTOR OF ANYTHING AND EVEN I COULDA FIGURED OUT THAT WASN'T GONNA WORK

"YEAH SURE LET'S EAT THE DEAD GUY! THIS GUY WHO ISN'T ALIVE ANYMORE IS SURE GONNA MAKE US FEEL MORE LIVELY!!! DEFINITELY WON'T GIVE US ANYTHING HE DIED OF EITHER!"

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As I said, an extremely poor understanding of medical science.

In any case, do you really think Bill's behavior is just denial?

[charlastan]

I MEAN I WANNA BE RIGHT, SO YEAH, I DO. HE DEFINITELY SOUNDS DIFFERENT THOUGH.

I DUNNO, WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE HAVING A MELTDOWN ABOUT? THAT WHOLE MESSAGE IS SOMETHIN ELSE

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Stanley, you want to be right about everything. We need a better criteria than that.

[ On the other hand... ]

I don't know what else it could be, unless they didn't break up.

[charlastan]

LOOK, I'VE BEEN WRONG A LOT SO I FIGURE I'M OVERDUE TO BE RIGHT CONSTANTLY IN MY GOLDEN YEARS HERE

[But, that's just bickering for the sake of bickering.]

HUH. BUT IF THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER...HARD TO PICTURE HIM CARING ABOUT ANYBODY ENOUGH TO PITCH A FIT OVER IT YKNOW?