[ Enchanted foodstuff, huh? Ozpin is correct that it's not likely that Ford has a solution, but he does have some ideas. And the transformation at the hotel had been a not even slightly unpleasant thing to deal with. This one is obviously a bit more disruptive than that if Ozpin is going so far as to cancel the date, but memories of that pleasant evening spent talking and dancing leave Ford feeling confident that even if he can't fix the problem, he can handle whatever it is. ]
I can't promise any solutions, but I know a few things that might help.
If you're willing to try I can still come over.
[ It's not like he had anything else planned, and it's not like Ozpin isn't a good conversation partner. ]
[ In the end, he doesn't have to consider it for long. This might be uncomfortable only insofar as Ozpin is uncomfortable with it, for reasons he is not eager to go into.
Then again, Deerington would give him antlers and have him shed velvet on the same day. But a brief visit from Stanford doesn't need to coincide with that; he can continue rubbing away the itch only gently and biting his lip through it. He'd hated this thousands of years ago and he hates it again now. ]
[ Well if Ozpin is still agreeing to meeting with him, it's probably not actually debilitating or embarrassing. It's likely just inconvenient, in that case. ]
I'll be over when we originally planned, then. Is there anything I should bring besides my supplies?
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I can't promise any solutions, but I know a few things that might help.
If you're willing to try I can still come over.
[ It's not like he had anything else planned, and it's not like Ozpin isn't a good conversation partner. ]
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Then again, Deerington would give him antlers and have him shed velvet on the same day. But a brief visit from Stanford doesn't need to coincide with that; he can continue rubbing away the itch only gently and biting his lip through it. He'd hated this thousands of years ago and he hates it again now. ]
All right.
Come over anytime.
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I'll be over when we originally planned, then. Is there anything I should bring besides my supplies?
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[ In the meantime, he will rub at the constant itch, avoid mirrors, and endure it. ]