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Why don't you want him to know? And why younger than 97?

(Those are just pointing hands.)

[charlastan]

FINGER GUNS ARE LITERALLY TWO HANDS POINTING, POINDEXTER!

ANYWAY HE GUESSED I WAS 97 (WHICH MAKES YOU 97!!!) AND I GOT ALL ANNOYED AND NOW HE WANTS TO FIGURE IT OUT AND I MIGHT'VE TOLD HIM I'D HAVE TO KILL HIM IF HE KNEW THE TRUTH

IT TURNED INTO A WHOLE THING AND BASICALLY NOW I WANNA MESS WITH HIM

HELP ME MESS WITH HIM!!!

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He thought we were 97?

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What if I gave him a much higher but completely impossible number?

Like 800?

[charlastan]

THAT'S GREAT!

EITHER HE'LL KNOW YOU'RE ON MY SIDE HERE OR HE'LL BUY IT AND IT'LL BE HILARIOUS ANYWAY

(HE'S A SMART KID THOUGH, I'M BETTING ON THE FIRST ONE)

[cryptograms]

I'm sure he'll realize I'm lying, but it should get the point across.

Also.

Pointing hands are pointing hands, and they're an important symbol on their own. You can't just use them and say they're finger guns.

[charlastan]

YEAH YEAH I BET THEY SAID THAT TO THE GUY WHO INVENTED FINGER GUNS TOO

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? YOU'RE JUST POINTING AT ME TWICE!!!"

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Finger guns are a gesture, Stanley, not just a hand configuration. You need to convey movement.

And sometimes sound effects, depending on which dimension you're in.

[charlastan]

YOU CAN'T TYPE OUT A TONGUE CLICK NOISE IT LOOKS STUPID

LOOK I CAN FINGER GUN THE OTHER WAY

👉👉

AND THIS ONE'S PUSHING MY FINGERS TOGETHER LIKE I'M PLOTTING SOMETHING EVIL

👉👈 SO GLITCH WANTS TO KNOW OUR REAL AGE, EY?