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deerlyBeloved: LoveDoctor

Get a load of this silver fox! Sure he's a bit of a nerd, but that just means he'll find your vertex angle no problem! This guy's got 12 PhD's in Kissing, Dating, Romancing, Schmoozing, Cruising, Boning, Banging, Swinging, Flinging, Flirting, and Sweet Talking - plus one in the Horizontal Tango! You're in good six-fingered hands with Dr. Pines. See him after class for some extra credit!
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( Stanford Pines | 62 | Male | The most morally dubious person in the room )