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deerlyBeloved: LoveDoctor

Get a load of this silver fox! Sure he's a bit of a nerd, but that just means he'll find your vertex angle no problem! This guy's got 12 PhD's in Kissing, Dating, Romancing, Schmoozing, Cruising, Boning, Banging, Swinging, Flinging, Flirting, and Sweet Talking - plus one in the Horizontal Tango! You're in good six-fingered hands with Dr. Pines. See him after class for some extra credit!
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( Stanford Pines | 62 | Male | The most morally dubious person in the room )

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HI FORDSY

Edited 2020-12-10 01:27 (UTC)

[ That's weird. He doesn't remember having a program called deerlyBeloved installed, and now someone is contacting him on it? ]

[ So of course he opens the app up and-- ]

[ WHY? ]

[ When a prolonged struggle to delete or edit his profile doesn't work, Ford finally gives up and answers. ]

Bill, why would you contact me here?

HA! WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO KNOW WHY I DO THINGS.

I would, actually. There's easier ways of getting in touch, you know.

WOW, IS THERE, I HAD NO IDEA!

Of course there are. I have a regular inbox right here.

Edited 2020-12-10 02:32 (UTC)

I DIDN'T MISS THIS PART OF TALKING TO YOU

Edited 2020-12-10 02:34 (UTC)

What's that supposed to mean?

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