Warmblood: Any cup of coffee you make will turn to water. Cool, clean, uncaffeinated water. Enjoy!
Coldblood: Your coffee's temperature will defy you. If you were hoping for a refreshing iced coffee, you'll get a drink that's on the verge of simmering. If you wanted something hot, you'll find that your drink is icing over instead.
Paleblood: Your coffee will taste like whatever the nearest person or creature is eating. Is your roommate making an omelette? Omelette coffee. Is your neighbor drinking orange juice? Orange juice coffee. Is a moth chewing through your jeans? Jeans coffee. The texture and temperature won't change.
Vileblood: Your coffee will take on an unpleasant, sludge-like texture. The more you try to fix it the worse it gets. Careful, or you might end up with coffee playdoh.
Darkblood: Your coffee and any additives will loose all moisture and turn into a fine powder. It still has the same taste and caffeine content, at least. Just be careful: if you dump it out, it reverts to its liquid form all at once.
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Warmblood: Any cup of coffee you make will turn to water. Cool, clean, uncaffeinated water. Enjoy!
Coldblood: Your coffee's temperature will defy you. If you were hoping for a refreshing iced coffee, you'll get a drink that's on the verge of simmering. If you wanted something hot, you'll find that your drink is icing over instead.
Paleblood: Your coffee will taste like whatever the nearest person or creature is eating. Is your roommate making an omelette? Omelette coffee. Is your neighbor drinking orange juice? Orange juice coffee. Is a moth chewing through your jeans? Jeans coffee. The texture and temperature won't change.
Vileblood: Your coffee will take on an unpleasant, sludge-like texture. The more you try to fix it the worse it gets. Careful, or you might end up with coffee playdoh.
Darkblood: Your coffee and any additives will loose all moisture and turn into a fine powder. It still has the same taste and caffeine content, at least. Just be careful: if you dump it out, it reverts to its liquid form all at once.