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Stanford "Ford" Filbrick Pines ([personal profile] cryptograms) wrote2023-09-10 05:54 pm

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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-12-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm not exactly an expert on interior decorating, but that thing didn't match anything in that room, come on man.

[He's only half serious ribbing his uncle but also, come on. Anyway-]

Also, I need to point out that all those symbols failed to say body swap carpet in a way any of us could figure out before it was too late.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-12-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeesh. No thanks, I think I'm good.

[That's forbidden knowledge.]

Why on earth did you make that thing, anyway?
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-12-30 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. [Yeah, much like with the mind control tie. Frightfully morally ambiguous.]

Oh. Right, I actually came here to ask you something. Did you save any samples of my corpse?
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-12-30 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, I figured you might.

[He waves his hands like it's not that big of a deal. It probably should be, but this is the third time he's died and he knows his uncle wouldn't waste good resources. It's not like he's using that corpse, anyway.]

I have a friend who uh, likes to eat weird stuff. I thought maybe I'd give him a sample to see how his physiology reacts to a Sleeper.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-12-30 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Small is good! I know he's eaten uh, much bigger. Like Moder? He ate Moder to purify her corruption. Which is a thing he can do, apparently. But, Sleepers are pretty weird so better safe than sorry.

[Does Dipper know the logistics of how Mizuki ate a two story tall skin deer? No. Doesn't he feel the need to question Mizuki's claim? Also no.]

Have your tests turned up anything interesting in the meantime? I've been kind of curious how our body react to being outside of Trench, considering the lack of blood pollution here.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2025-01-05 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a little less surprised by that, considering how much my powers still work in this place. I haven't had any issues using blood magic here that would indicate the shift in environment heavily impacting my physiology. Waaay back when we first got to Trench, I remember Varian did a lot of microscopic study of someone's death crystals back before we really understood the process, and what he saw really backs that up: That its physiological. Our bodies are really something else.

[Dipper sure does think about this a lot actually. He doesn't say it, but he does remember when Varian reported his findings, Dipper kind of had a little panic attack about it. You know, the whole existential question of what they were etc etc.]

[It freaks him out less now than it did before, which is also interesting to think about. Has he just gotten used to being semi-eldritch or did becoming semi-eldritch make it easier for him to adjust and not care?]


As cool as that would be to learn, hopefully you don't have access to the research materials anytime soon. I'm not planning on getting offed again anytime soon, and I really hope you and Stan feel the same.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2025-01-19 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Right, definitely.

[And- oh. He had hoped he was giving a bit of levity when he made that comment, not to make Ford feel guilty. That apology and all its sincerity hits him like a truck kind of unexpectedly.]

[Maybe because he was trying really hard to let the whole incident roll off of him, trying to shove it down and away so he didn't need to think about it now that it was over with.]


N-No. No, that wasn't your fault, you know that right? I was the one that- [Oh, wait, his voice is doing the thing he hates when he's trying to talk while upset.] I didn't react fast enough, and he got the upperhand. I shouldn't have tried to confront him, it was my fault.