[ The whole concept of "texting" is still pretty new to Robin, but she needs information, and fast. Time to leave a message for the one person she's met who seems like he knows what he's doing! ]
Hey! It's Robin. You met me when I was doing that weird cowboy thing. Good news is that I'm not doing that anymore! Weird news is that I have all these eggs and I don't know what the hell they're for! Do you know what the deal is? Cool, thanks, bye!
In that case it's something of a long story, so I'll try to keep it short.
[ Spoiler alert: it won't be short. ]
The Pthumerians were an ancient, eldritch race. Their exact nature isn't known, but they had unusual powers and were sometimes worshiped as gods. The Pthumerians became fascinated with humanity, and the Pthumerian Queen developed a plan to create a god-like creature by combining the power of the Pthumerians with the creativity and imagination of humanity. She believed this god would be able to remake the world into something better than its current state.
The Pthumerian Queen and another Pthumerian, Mother Superior, were close companions, to all appearances. Though Mother Superior protested the plan, she and the Pthumerian Queen had a daughter named Cynthia. Cynthia married a human man named Roderick Sodder, and together they had a daughter they named Julia. This is who's being referred to whenever someone speaks of 'Sodder', and she was the ultimate end goal of the Pthumerian Queen's plan.
However, Sodder's birth caused reality to warp in uncontrollable ways. Doug, the man we call the Dog Keeper, tried to help her, and her mother eventually sacrificed herself to try to keep her powers in check. When these measures failed, Mother Superior deemed her too dangerous and had her placed into a coma in order to protect humanity. However, this caused reality to shatter entirely, driving Roderick into madness and creating the Deerington dreamscape. Ramona was once a Sleeper like the rest of us, the first one that Sodder drew into the dream, and played a major role in shaping it into what it is today.
[ Ford pauses for a moment. Once he's certain he's covered it all, he adds: ]
All of the people I mentioned above, excluding the Pthumerian Queen, are represented by one of the eggs we received. We're supposed to decide what to do with each of them based on what we've learned so far.
[ The Pthumerian Queen and another Pthumerian, Mother Superior, were close companions, to all appearances. Though Mother Superior protested the plan, she and the Pthumerian Queen had a daughter named Cynthia.
what.
Surely he's joking, he can't just say that so easily, like it's nothing --
[ Robin is going to need some time to debate with herself as to whether or not this guy is serious, pulling her leg, or worse -- he's onto her.
That last one doesn't make any sense. He barely knows her. She's probably fine. Robin is so, so grateful no one can see her right now. Everything is fine.
The line is silent for a suspiciously long time. ]
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cryptograms) wrote2020-09-06 03:13 pm
voice; un: robin
Hey! It's Robin. You met me when I was doing that weird cowboy thing. Good news is that I'm not doing that anymore! Weird news is that I have all these eggs and I don't know what the hell they're for! Do you know what the deal is? Cool, thanks, bye!
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Robin, yes. I remember you.
As for the eggs... has anyone told you about the Pthumerians and the history of Deerington?
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[ Said in the enthusiastic tones of a nerd who's about to get that sweet, sweet lore. ]
What are those? What's this town's deal? You know, besides all that alternate dimension stuff.
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[ Spoiler alert: it won't be short. ]
The Pthumerians were an ancient, eldritch race. Their exact nature isn't known, but they had unusual powers and were sometimes worshiped as gods. The Pthumerians became fascinated with humanity, and the Pthumerian Queen developed a plan to create a god-like creature by combining the power of the Pthumerians with the creativity and imagination of humanity. She believed this god would be able to remake the world into something better than its current state.
The Pthumerian Queen and another Pthumerian, Mother Superior, were close companions, to all appearances. Though Mother Superior protested the plan, she and the Pthumerian Queen had a daughter named Cynthia. Cynthia married a human man named Roderick Sodder, and together they had a daughter they named Julia. This is who's being referred to whenever someone speaks of 'Sodder', and she was the ultimate end goal of the Pthumerian Queen's plan.
However, Sodder's birth caused reality to warp in uncontrollable ways. Doug, the man we call the Dog Keeper, tried to help her, and her mother eventually sacrificed herself to try to keep her powers in check. When these measures failed, Mother Superior deemed her too dangerous and had her placed into a coma in order to protect humanity. However, this caused reality to shatter entirely, driving Roderick into madness and creating the Deerington dreamscape. Ramona was once a Sleeper like the rest of us, the first one that Sodder drew into the dream, and played a major role in shaping it into what it is today.
[ Ford pauses for a moment. Once he's certain he's covered it all, he adds: ]
All of the people I mentioned above, excluding the Pthumerian Queen, are represented by one of the eggs we received. We're supposed to decide what to do with each of them based on what we've learned so far.
1/3
what.
Surely he's joking, he can't just say that so easily, like it's nothing --
2/3; cw: internalized homophobia
That last one doesn't make any sense. He barely knows her. She's probably fine. Robin is so, so grateful no one can see her right now. Everything is fine.
The line is silent for a suspiciously long time. ]
3/3
In the name of playing it cool, Robin whistles under her breath. ]
Wow. That, uh. That's a lot. Also, it kind of sucks. No wonder this town's depressing as hell.
[ Change the subject change the subject -- ]
So, uh, what are you gonna do with your eggs?