Stanford "Ford" Filbrick Pines (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cryptograms) wrote2021-09-04 07:34 pm
cryptograms) wrote2021-09-04 07:34 pm
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We have decided to compromise and have taken half the candy bar.
Of course. How silly of me to mix up Ruby Rose and Random Resident.
[ And since he's sure she's committed to the bit: ]
Yes, go ahead and have her contact me.
[ And since he's sure she's committed to the bit: ]
Yes, go ahead and have her contact me.
Ford. This is me speaking to you not as a player in your campaign, but as a friend.
Please for the love of fuck get better taste
Please for the love of fuck get better taste
[ Why does this keep happening? ]
hello shannon
yes i understand
you really shouldnt worry yourself
i appreciate your concern but ive dealt with much worse in the past
hello shannon
yes i understand
you really shouldnt worry yourself
i appreciate your concern but ive dealt with much worse in the past
[Just a totally casual conversation, nothing to see here.]
Hey, I was reading something earlier that made me think of something you might find interesting. Did I ever tell you about vampire dens at home? Not the ones that were just vampires hanging out, doing vampire things in, but the kind that they'd invite humans into too?
Hey, I was reading something earlier that made me think of something you might find interesting. Did I ever tell you about vampire dens at home? Not the ones that were just vampires hanging out, doing vampire things in, but the kind that they'd invite humans into too?
Willow.
You're the third person to contact me about Ozpin today.
You can just get right to the point. It's okay.
You're the third person to contact me about Ozpin today.
You can just get right to the point. It's okay.
I have the deep, incredible misfortune of living in his house.
You're an adult, I trust you to make your own decisions with... whatever in the blazes you would call this nonsense.
I'm purely objecting because, c'mon. You can do better than Ozpin. Especially since he's your ex.
And don't give me any nonsense about it "not being sexual" or it "being purely a courtesy." You of all people should know how sexually charged vampiric imagery is, especially direct bites.
You're an adult, I trust you to make your own decisions with... whatever in the blazes you would call this nonsense.
I'm purely objecting because, c'mon. You can do better than Ozpin. Especially since he's your ex.
And don't give me any nonsense about it "not being sexual" or it "being purely a courtesy." You of all people should know how sexually charged vampiric imagery is, especially direct bites.
[There's no sense in keeping up pretenses if he's already figured out what she's getting at.]
Okay, fine, look. I'm not going to interfere or anything, of course. Just please be careful, Ford. Sometimes these kind of things can get out of hand, and sometimes it goes too far even if neither person meant for it to happen. I just don't want to see either of you get hurt. Physically or otherwise.
Okay, fine, look. I'm not going to interfere or anything, of course. Just please be careful, Ford. Sometimes these kind of things can get out of hand, and sometimes it goes too far even if neither person meant for it to happen. I just don't want to see either of you get hurt. Physically or otherwise.
[ Oh. Well, that explains how she found out, with both Willow and Ruby living with her. Still, if Ford were to start making a list of conversations he'd rather be having than this one he would be here for weeks. ]
Yes, I'm entirely aware of certain behavioral trends among vampires.
And I appreciate your confidence in me.
The situation with Ozpin is just a little complicated.
And again, I appreciate the concern. Just
someone your age shouldn't worry too much about what happens between someone like Ozpin and I.
Yes, I'm entirely aware of certain behavioral trends among vampires.
And I appreciate your confidence in me.
The situation with Ozpin is just a little complicated.
And again, I appreciate the concern. Just
someone your age shouldn't worry too much about what happens between someone like Ozpin and I.
I know. Vampires do exist in my dimension, and most others, for that matter.
And I meant what I said before. Becoming a vampire hasn't made Ozpin any more dangerous than he already was.
Don't worry. I will make sure
[ The typing notification appears and disappears several times. ]
things don't get out of hand.
And I meant what I said before. Becoming a vampire hasn't made Ozpin any more dangerous than he already was.
Don't worry. I will make sure
[ The typing notification appears and disappears several times. ]
things don't get out of hand.
Fine. Fine!
I'm just telling you right now that your taste is awful and you can do much better. That's it.
I'm just telling you right now that your taste is awful and you can do much better. That's it.
Oh hey Stan!
Some mysterious and handsome stranger sent me a text saying that you'd feel more comfortable talking to me about some sort of vampire encounter.
Is this about Ozpin?
Some mysterious and handsome stranger sent me a text saying that you'd feel more comfortable talking to me about some sort of vampire encounter.
Is this about Ozpin?
The first was Shannon. I'm not sure if you've ever met her. We play D&D together.
The second was a 'Random Resident' insisting that she definitely wasn't Ruby Rose.
The second was a 'Random Resident' insisting that she definitely wasn't Ruby Rose.
[ Sigh... ]
Hello Ruby.
Yes, this is about Ozpin.
We've met a few times because of Trench's usual tricks, but I'm fine.
It wasn't anything I couldn't handle.
Hello Ruby.
Yes, this is about Ozpin.
We've met a few times because of Trench's usual tricks, but I'm fine.
It wasn't anything I couldn't handle.
Well.
I can't deny that I tend to make bad decisions about the company I keep.
I can't deny that I tend to make bad decisions about the company I keep.
[The things Ford Pines has to deal with.]
Hey.
He wasn't like super creepy to you or anything was he?
Because I know how like Oz can be and I think Trench has made him a little Ozzier if that makes sense.
I have like full faith that you can handle it. But if you need any help either like keeping him off your back or maybe like...
Figuring out and reconciling over what happened in the dream.
I'm willing to help out.
Hey.
He wasn't like super creepy to you or anything was he?
Because I know how like Oz can be and I think Trench has made him a little Ozzier if that makes sense.
I have like full faith that you can handle it. But if you need any help either like keeping him off your back or maybe like...
Figuring out and reconciling over what happened in the dream.
I'm willing to help out.
You don't need to tell me. I'm proof enough of that.
[ ... Uh. ]
I wasn't counting you among those mistakes, actually.
What makes you think I would?
I wasn't counting you among those mistakes, actually.
What makes you think I would?
whoops forgot this was technically BEFORE everything went to shit but i'll roll with it
forwantofahorse
2022-04-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...forget it.
Sorry. I've been up for a while and I get grumpy when I'm tired.
Sorry. I've been up for a while and I get grumpy when I'm tired.
I see.
[ There's a pause, then: ]
Well, if you'd ever care for a chance to unwind, there's a few campaigns I'm interested in running or playing. They're much higher difficulty than most others so they may be to your liking.
[ There's a pause, then: ]
Well, if you'd ever care for a chance to unwind, there's a few campaigns I'm interested in running or playing. They're much higher difficulty than most others so they may be to your liking.
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